THE IMAGING HOUSE S.O.S. ‘STEAL OUR SH!T’

(Yes. We’ll update this with more sh!t you can steal soon. We don’t need you rocking back n forth in the corner in the fetal position. Calm down.)

4th OF JULY COPY:

AH YES, THE FOURTH OF JULY, AMERICA’S ANNUAL EXCUSE TO PRETEND WE’RE STILL UNITED… WHILE SETTING FIRE TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING EXCEPT OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.

IT’S THE DAY WE CELEBRATE OUR “INDEPENDENCE” BY DRINKING IMPORTED BEER, WEARING OLD NAVY FLAG SHIRTS MADE IN BANGLADESH, AND BLOWING UP SMALL PARTS OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD UNTIL SOMEONE’S UNCLE GOES VIRAL ON TIKTOK FOR LOSING A FINGER.

WE WAVE THE FLAG WHILE HALF THE COUNTRY CAN’T NAME THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT.

IN SHORT: THE FOURTH OF JULY IS THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE TURN THE PHRASE “HOLD MY BEER” INTO A NATIONAL ANTHEM.

OH YES, THE FOURTH OF JULY… WHEN WE CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE BY BUYING FIREWORKS FROM CARL’S SKETCHY ROADSIDE TENT AND HOT DOGS MADE OF MYSTERY MEAT.

NOTHING SCREAMS ‘FREEDOM’ LIKE ACCIDENTALLY LIGHTING THE SHED ON FIRE WHILE HOLDING A BUD LIGHT IN ONE HAND AND A ROMAN CANDLE IN THE OTHER.

IT’S THAT MAGICAL TIME OF YEAR WHEN EVERYONE BECOMES A HISTORIAN… RIGHT AFTER THEIR FIFTH JELL-O SHOT.

SPARKLERS, SUNBURNS, AND SECOND-DEGREE BURNS. IT’S THE AMERICAN DREAM, BABY!

FIREWORKS: TERRIFYING DOGS, BABIES, AND BOOMERS SINCE 1776.

GRILLS ARE FIRED UP, BEERS ARE CRACKED, AND SOMEONE’S UNCLE IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO END UP ON YOUTUBE.

AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE FASHION: BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS PATRIOTISM LIKE A $5 TANK TOP MADE IN VIETNAM.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA. HERE’S SOME LAWN CHAIRS, BAD DECISIONS, AND THE SOUND OF FREEDOM… BOOM!

THE 4TH OF JULY: WHEN WE CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE BY BUYING FIREWORKS FROM A TENT AND HOT DOGS FROM A GAS STATION.

NOTHING SAYS “FREEDOM” LIKE NEARLY SETTING YOUR NEIGHBOR’S LAWN ON FIRE.

AH YES, THE HOLIDAY WHERE WE PRETEND TO KNOW AMERICAN HISTORY… BETWEEN BEERS 5 AND 12.

SPARKLERS, SUNBURNS, AND HOSPITAL VISITS.
‘TIS THE SEASON.

FIREWORKS: BECAUSE NOTHING SHOWS LOVE FOR YOUR COUNTRY LIKE TRIGGERING EVERY DOG WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS.

GRILLING MEAT, DODGING BOTTLE ROCKETS, AND SCREAMING “’MURICA” OVER POP MUSIC. THOMAS JEFFERSON WOULD BE SO PROUD.

IT’S THE ONLY HOLIDAY WHERE “I THOUGHT IT WAS A DUD” BECOMES A VALID EXPLANATION FOR A MISSING EYEBROW.

WE HONOR OUR FREEDOM BY CROWDING ONTO A SWEATY FIELD TO WATCH THINGS EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.

IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, BURGERS ON THE GRILL, FLAGS IN THE YARD, AND YOUR NEIGHBOR DANGEROUSLY OVERCONFIDENT WITH FIREWORKS.

WELCOME TO THE FOURTH OF JULY, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RED, WHITE, BLUE… AND JUST A LITTLE BIT FLAMMABLE.

FROM SMALL-TOWN PARADES TO BACKYARD BEER PONG TOURNAMENTS, AMERICA SHOWS UP FOR ITS BIRTHDAY.

GRILL SMOKE IN THE AIR, COUNTRY MUSIC ON BLAST, AND SOMEONE YELLING ‘LIGHT IT, BRO!’ …MUST BE THE FOURTH.

HOT DOGS, HUMIDITY, AND HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVES. THE FOUNDING FATHERS WOULD BE PROUD… PROBABLY.

FIRE UP THE BBQ AND TRY NOT TO BLOW UP THE PATIO. IT’S INDEPENDENCE DAY, Y’ALL!

BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS ‘FREEDOM’ LIKE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT TO WATCH SPARKLY EXPLOSIONS WITH 200 STRANGERS ON A SOCCER FIELD.

JULY 4TH: WHEN WE UNITE AS A NATION TO GRILL MEAT, IGNORE SUNSCREEN, AND POST BLURRY FIREWORKS PHOTOS.

PROUD. FREE. AMERICAN.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

WAVING THE FLAG, FIRING UP THE GRILL, AND TURNING UP THE VOLUME…
THIS IS INDEPENDENCE DAY

LAND OF THE FREE, BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE.
HONORING AMERICA

SPARKS IN THE SKY. FREEDOM IN THE AIR.
IT’S THE 4TH OF JULY

STARS, STRIPES, AND THE SOUNDTRACK OF SUMMER.
CELEBRATING AMERICA ALL DAY LONG

LIGHTING UP YOUR SPEAKERS LIKE FIREWORKS.
IT’S THE 4TH OF JULY

HOT HITS, COLD DRINKS, AND FREEDOM VIBES.
THIS IS YOUR 4TH OF JULY

FROM BACKYARD BANGERS TO FIREWORK ANTHEMS—
WE’RE YOUR 4TH OF JULY SOUNDTRACK!

STARS, STRIPES, AND NON-STOP POP/ROCK/HITS/MUSIC.
CELEBRATE AMERICA LOUD

IT’S RED, WHITE, AND BOOM!
AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS ON

FREEDOM NEVER SOUNDED SO GOOD.
IT’S THE 4TH OF JULY

COLD BEER, HOT GRILL, AND A WHOLE LOTTA COUNTRY.
IT’S THE 4TH OF JULY

FROM SMALL TOWNS TO BIG SKIES,
WE’RE CRANKING UP THE COUNTRY FOR AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY

RED, WHITE, AND COUNTRY STRONG.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

FREEDOM, FIREWORKS, AND YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY STARS
IT’S A 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION

BOOTS ON, FLAG FLYIN’, AND COUNTRY MUSIC LOUD.
CELEBRATE AMERICA

CRANK THE AMPS AND LIGHT THE SKY,
IT’S A RED, WHITE, AND ROCK ’N ROLL 4TH

BORN TO BE FREE. BUILT TO ROCK.
CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY, (STATION NAME) STYLE!

FROM SPRINGSTEEN TO THE STONES,
WE’RE BLASTING THE SOUNDTRACK OF FREEDOM ALL 4TH OF JULY LONG

FIREWORKS IN THE SKY, GUITARS IN THE AIR.
THIS IS AMERICA’S ROCKIN’ BIRTHDAY PARTY

LOUDER THAN THE FIREWORKS.
PROUDER THAN AN EAGLE.
IT’S INDEPENDENCE DAY

BORN IN THE U.S.A., RAISED ON ROCK!
CELEBRATE THE 4TH WITH LEGENDS

FIRE UP THE GRILL AND THE GREATEST GUITAR SOLOS OF ALL TIME.
IT’S A CLASSIC ROCK 4TH

STARS, STRIPES, AND STADIUM ANTHEMS.
THIS IS INDEPENDENCE DAY

FROM ZEPPELIN TO SKYNYRD, THIS IS FREEDOM WITH A BEAT.
ROCK THE 4TH

TURN IT UP FOR THE LAND OF THE FREE.
WHERE CLASSIC ROCK RULES THE 4TH OF JULY

IT’S MORE THAN A FLAG.
IT’S THE MEMORY OF EVERY HAND THAT RAISED IT… AND EVERY HEART THAT STILL BELIEVES IN WHAT IT STANDS FOR.

TODAY WE DON’T JUST CELEBRATE FREEDOM…
WE REMEMBER THE COST.

FOR EVERY SOLDIER WHO NEVER CAME HOME,
AND EVERY FAMILY WHO STOOD WAITING,
THIS DAY IS FOR YOU.

THE FIREWORKS FADE…
BUT THE COURAGE THAT GAVE US THIS DAY NEVER WILL.

SOME GAVE YEARS.
SOME GAVE LIMBS.
SOME GAVE ALL.
WE REMEMBER THEM, THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY.

FROM BATTLEFIELDS TO BACKYARDS,
FREEDOM ECHOES IN EVERY CORNER OF THIS COUNTRY.
AND THAT SOUND… IS SACRED.

THE MUSIC WE PLAY TODAY IS LOUD,
BUT THE SILENCE WE HOLD FOR THE FALLEN…
SAYS EVEN MORE.

WE BUILT THIS COUNTRY WITH SWEAT, SOUL, AND STRENGTH,
NOW WE CELEBRATE IT IN STYLE.
HAPPY 4TH

FIREWORKS IN THE SKY.
BASS IN THE STREETS.
FREEDOM NEVER SOUNDED THIS FRESH

RAISED ON STRUGGLE.
ROOTED IN PRIDE.
WE HONOR THE GRIND THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY

TURN IT UP FOR THE CULTURE, THE FREEDOM, AND THE FUTURE.
IT’S THE 4TH OF JULY

FROM BLOCK PARTIES TO BARBECUES,
WE KEEP IT REAL, WE KEEP IT FREE.
HAPPY 4TH

THIS IS WHERE RED, WHITE, AND REAL MEET.
CELEBRATE FREEDOM YOUR WAY

HONORING THE PAST. REPORTING THE PRESENT.
ON THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY, WE CELEBRATE THE FREEDOM TO KNOW THE TRUTH

245+ YEARS OF LIBERTY, UPHELD BY VOICES THAT WON’T BE SILENCED.
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE THIS FOURTH OF JULY.

THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS.
THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
THIS IS AMERICA, AND THIS IS

AS WE HONOR THE STARS AND STRIPES,
WE STAND FOR TRUTH, CLARITY, AND COUNTRY

THIS JULY 4TH, WE REMEMBER THOSE WHO SERVED…
AND CONTINUE TO SERVE, BY KEEPING YOU INFORMED.
NEWS THAT MATTERS, FREEDOM THAT LASTS.

INFORMED CITIZENS ARE THE FOUNDATION OF FREEDOM.
THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING (STATION) THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY.

FROM THE EAGLES TO ELTON…
WE’RE PLAYING THE SOUNDTRACK OF AMERICAN SUMMERS.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

FIREWORKS IN THE SKY, CLASSICS ON THE DIAL.
IT’S AN ALL-AMERICAN 4TH WITH YOUR FAVORITE HITS

RED, WHITE, AND RETRO.
CELEBRATING FREEDOM WITH THE HITS THAT NEVER FADE.
(STATION) YOUR 4TH OF JULY DESTINATION!

CRANK UP THE CLASSICS AND LIGHT UP THE SKY!
THIS IS HOW WE DO INDEPENDENCE DAY

FROM SPRINGSTEEN TO STEVIE WONDER.
WE’VE GOT THE SONGS THAT SHAPED A NATION.
CELEBRATING THE 4TH WITH THE LEGENDS!

ARTIST/MISC COPY:

YOU LOVE HER. YOU STREAM HER. YOU CAN’T GET ENOUGH. GRACIE ABRAMS IS TOPPING OUR PLAYLIST, AND WE’RE KEEPING IT ON REPEAT… KISS FM. 

SOME STATIONS PLAY HITS. WE BUILD POP EMPIRES. GRACIE ABRAMS, SZA, AND LADY GAGA… ON THE LEGENDARY KISS FM.

WE DON’T FOLLOW TRENDS… WE MAKE THEM. 

ROSE (ROW-ZAY), CHAPPELL ROAN, LOLA YOUNG, LADY GAGA, AND THE NEXT BIG THING… FIRST. ON Z100.

BILLIE EILISH, BENSON BOONE, CHAPPELL ROAN, LADY GAGA… IF IT’S BREAKING THE CHARTS, IT STARTED HERE. THIS IS YOUR… Z  –  100

BEFORE THEY PLAYED THE GRAMMY STAGE… THEY PLAYED OURS.

GAGA… BILLIE… CHAPPELL… SZA… CONGRATS TO THE GRAMMY CLASS OF ‘25. HEAR ‘EM HERE… NOW.

WE’RE NOT GONNA ASK YOU TO “LIKE”… “SUBSCRIBE”… OR CLICK A BELL. BUT SEE THAT NUMBER 1 BUTTON?  PRESS IT, AND HOLD… KEEP HOLDING… KEEEEP… HOLDING… YEA…RIGHT… THERE…. RESET YOUR PRESET.  

NUMBER ONE IN YOUR CAR… NUMBER ONE ON THE IHEARTRADIO APP…  AND NUMBER ONE FOR NEW MUSIC… FIRST. RESET… YOUR PRESET.

SAVE YOUR SANITY. PUT KISS FM AS YOUR NUMBER ONE PRESET. IN YOUR CAR AND ON THE IHEARTRADIO APP. CUZ FINDING YOUR FAVS SHOULDN’T BE ROCKET SCIENCE. 107-5 THE PARTY.

THE MUSIC. THE FASHION. THE ART. FROM THE FAME… TO MAYHEM- LADY GAGA IS KISS 106.

IF YOU COULD READ LADY GAGA’S MIND- YOU’D EITHER BE TRAUMATIZED OR TURNED ON. BOTH IF YOU’RE AWESOME. THIS… IS 103-5 KISS FM. 

DIDJA KNOW? SABRINA CARPENTER’S AUNT IS THE VOICE OF BART SIMPSON. HASHTAG FACTS.  KISS 108

SHE BREAKS THE CHARTS. SHE BENDS THE RULES AND OWNS THE AIRWAVES! BILLIE EILISH, ON 99.5 WZZI. 

FIRST YOU COULDN’T PRONOUNCE HER NAME- NOW HER MUSIC LIVES RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD.  SZA… IS ON…  HOT 104.

GRACIE ABRAMS HAS SOFT VOCALS, BIG EMOTIONS, AND HUGE HITS. YOU HEAR IT FIRST ON G-103.

YOU LOVE HER. YOU STREAM HER. YOU CAN’T GET ENOUGH. GRACIE ABRAMS IS TOPPING OUR PLAYLIST, AND WE’RE KEEPING IT ON REPEAT… KISS FM.

SOME STATIONS PLAY HITS. WE BUILD POP EMPIRES. GRACIE ABRAMS, SZA, AND LADY GAGA… ON THE LEGENDARY KISS FM.

HER PARENTS CALL HER BUMBLEBEE… YOU CALL HER ‘SABRINA CARPENTER’. AND WE CALL HER ‘ONE OF US’. YOU’RE CHECKIN’ OUT NEW MUSIC FIRST… FROM SABRINA… ON HOT 102.

FROM BEDROOM BEATS TO GLOBAL DOMINATION… BILLIE EILISH KEEPS REWRITING THE RULES. AND WE KEEP PLAYING THE SOUNDTRACK. MIX FM – WHERE THE BIGGEST ARTISTS LIVE.

DID YOU KNOW BILLIE EILISH’S MIDDLE NAME IS “PIRATE”? ARGGGGGH. HERE’S HER NEW SONG…. ON KISS FM.

THE VOICE OF A GENERATION. THE SOUND OF NOW. SHE’S BILLIE EILISH – AND SHE LIVES HERE. ON Y101.

DARK, DREAMY, AND ALWAYS ICONIC… BILLIE EILISH DOESN’T JUST MAKE MUSIC— SHE MAKES MOMENTS. EXPERIENCE ALL OF ‘EM… ON MIX 106.